Wall clocks that tell the time, not available in boring households or your local store!
Welcome to What The Clock the only place where time is measured in smiles, personality and the occasional mild insult. Whether you're counting down to the weekend, need a Highland Cow to silently judge your life choices, or just want something on your wall that actually starts a conversation, you've found your people. Our clocks are built to transform a boring wall into a talking point, one wall at a time.
Why Our Clocks Hit Different:
Legendary Quality: These are not flimsy toys from a discount bin. Our 22cm clocks are high-quality, high-gloss and let's be honest stunning. Premium movements, premium print quality and premium banter. Your walls deserve better and now they're getting it.
FREE UK Delivery: No hidden fees. No sneaky "large item" surcharges. Every single clock ships straight to your door completely free, because that's just how we roll.
Ready to Hang, Built to Arrive: No assembly headaches, no missing parts, no flat-pack frustration. Every clock leaves our studio fully assembled and shipped in robust, specially designed packaging built to survive whatever the couriers throw at it, literally. Just unbox, pop a battery in, hang and stand back to admire your excellent taste.
22cm Clocks
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Punk Rock Wall Clock – Because Being On Time is Corporate
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Silent Wall Clock "Not All Who Wander Are Lost" Rainbow Pride Décor 22cm
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Bee Yourself Wall Clock 22cm – Bumblebee Honey Daisy Gift
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The Ultimate Gift for Potterheads: Golden Snitch Wall Clock
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Cute Pink Cat Value Wall Clock – Fun Gift for Kids & Cat Fans
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The "Mother Ducking" Autocorrect Clock – Office Humor Decor
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Coquette Aesthetic Pink Bow Wall Clock – Personalised Décor
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Farmhouse Highland Cow Wall Clock – Golden Sunflower Floral Décor
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Sounds Gay Silent 30 cm Wall Clock
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Highland Cow BOHO silent Wall Clock
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Bee Welcome silent Wall Clock
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Elvis Hasn’t Left the Building: The King’s Wall Clock
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High Voltage Timepiece – AC/DC Inspired Home Decor
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The Starman: David Bowie Tribute Wall Clock – Iconic Music Décor
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The "Fab Four" Timepiece – The Ultimate Gift for Beatles Fans
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The "No Woman No Cry" Reggae Wall Clock – Chill Home Decor
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Naughty Rooster Wall Clock – Funny Animal Pun Gift
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The Perfect Gift for Knitters: Christmas Knitting Wall Clock
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Christmas Gonk Wall Clock – Nordic Gnome Festive Home Decor
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Winter Highland Cow Wall Clock – Snowy Festive Farmhouse Art
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Soft Watercolour Highland Cow Clock – Modern Farmhouse Wall Art
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The "L" Word: Lesbian Pride Sunset Wall Clock
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Rainbow "Pride" Sheep Wall Clock – Colourful LGBTQ+ Home Décor
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"Level Up Your Pride" Gaymer Wall Clock – Gaming Décor
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"It’s Cunha O’Clock" Matheus Cunha Wall Clock – Man Utd Décor
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30cm Clocks
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Golden Snitch silent Wall Clock
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Cat Pink silent Wall Clock
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Duck Autocorrect silent Wall Clock
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Pink Bow silent Wall Clock
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Highland Cow Sunflower silent Wall Clock
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Sounds Gay Silent 30 cm Wall Clock
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Highland Cow BOHO silent Wall Clock
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Bee Welcome silent Wall Clock
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Bon Jovi Silver 30cm Wall Clock
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The Beatles Silver 30cm Wall Clock
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AC/DC Silver 30cm Wall Clock
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The King Silver 30cm Wall Clock
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Pink Floyd Wall Clock
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LGBTQ Collection
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Silent Wall Clock "Not All Who Wander Are Lost" Rainbow Pride Décor 22cm
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Naughty Rooster Wall Clock – Funny Animal Pun Gift
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Sounds Gay Silent 30 cm Wall Clock
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The "L" Word: Lesbian Pride Sunset Wall Clock
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Rainbow "Pride" Sheep Wall Clock – Colourful LGBTQ+ Home Décor
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"Level Up Your Pride" Gaymer Wall Clock – Gaming Décor
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"Sounds Gay I'm In" Pride Wall Clock – Funny LGBTQ+ Novelty Gift
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Tom Holland Basketball Clock
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Tom Holland Nude Clock
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Charlie And Nick Clock
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Shaw Mendes Photo Clock
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Charlie And Nick Clock
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Shawn Mendes At The Beach Clock
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Tom Holland Pose Clock
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Whatever Life Throws Wall Clock
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Tom Daley Wall Clock
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Gay Flag Clock
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Sports Clocks
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"It’s Cunha O’Clock" Matheus Cunha Wall Clock – Man Utd Décor
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The "GOAT" Wall Clock – For The Footy Mad Legend
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The "Red Army" Wall Clock – Because It’s Always MUFC Time
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Unique Football Gift for Him – Harry Maguire Wall Art
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Want your photo/design on a clock?
Want something truly one of a kind? Our custom clock service turns your photos and designs into a personalised masterpiece. Share your idea with our designers and we'll handle the rest.
Christmas Clocks
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Elvis Hasn’t Left the Building: The King’s Wall Clock
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Naughty Rooster Wall Clock – Funny Animal Pun Gift
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The Perfect Gift for Knitters: Christmas Knitting Wall Clock
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Christmas Gonk Wall Clock – Nordic Gnome Festive Home Decor
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Winter Highland Cow Wall Clock – Snowy Festive Farmhouse Art
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