Wall clocks that tell the time, not available in boring households or your local store!

Welcome to What The Clock the only place where time is measured in smiles, personality and the occasional mild insult. Whether you're counting down to the weekend, need a Highland Cow to silently judge your life choices, or just want something on your wall that actually starts a conversation, you've found your people. Our clocks are built to transform a boring wall into a talking point, one wall at a time.

Why Our Clocks Hit Different:
Legendary Quality:
These are not flimsy toys from a discount bin. Our 22cm clocks are high-quality, high-gloss and let's be honest stunning. Premium movements, premium print quality and premium banter. Your walls deserve better and now they're getting it.
FREE UK Delivery: No hidden fees. No sneaky "large item" surcharges. Every single clock ships straight to your door completely free, because that's just how we roll.
Ready to Hang, Built to Arrive: No assembly headaches, no missing parts, no flat-pack frustration. Every clock leaves our studio fully assembled and shipped in robust, specially designed packaging built to survive whatever the couriers throw at it, literally. Just unbox, pop a battery in, hang and stand back to admire your excellent taste.

22cm Clocks

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Buying a clock for a gift?

Add any Greeting Card to your order to get the card for half price. Don't be the person who gives a gift without a card, that’s just lazy.

30cm Clocks

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LGBTQ Collection

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Sports Clocks

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Want your photo/design on a clock?

Want something truly one of a kind? Our custom clock service turns your photos and designs into a personalised masterpiece. Share your idea with our designers and we'll handle the rest.

Christmas Clocks

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Oi, don't forget the card! Add any greeting card to your clock order and grab it for half price. A premium £4.49 card for just £2.25 your wallet will thank you and so will the recipient.